retrogasm:

Happy Autumn!

One day I hope to be my own boss and I won’t make myself wake up before 8.

alwaysanawkwardparty said: That’s why we’ll get drunk and go. And then I slur my way through italian and sound wonderful

I’m going at 10 am. I’m the first one. I’m already crying and it’s two weeks away

alwaysanawkwardparty said: They can’t do much for broken toes. Just tape them

Yeah I’ll have to do that at school since I don’t have tape here. They hurt above the toes which is weird. Can I just cut them off?

jonjon5893 said: Of course that is worth mentioning to a doctor, that’s down right dreadful

I mean I don’t think they’re broken like “oh god I dropped things on them and now they can’t move” but like it hurts when I stand on that foot and maybe there’s tiny sprains or fractures from walking in dumb shoes

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via schadenfreuding)

I may or may not have broken my toes last week.
Is this worth mentioning to a doctor?

truebluemeandyou:

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DIY 10 Knit Classic Sweaters from Diary of a Creative Fanatic. All these curated patterns are free. 6 easy to follow video tutorials are at the bottom of the post for beginners. I really like this site because the roundups of patterns are so carefully picked and the patterns are ones that I would actually want to spend time knitting. 

truebluemeandyou:

DIY 10 Knit Classic Sweaters from Diary of a Creative Fanatic. All these curated patterns are free. 6 easy to follow video tutorials are at the bottom of the post for beginners. I really like this site because the roundups of patterns are so carefully picked and the patterns are ones that I would actually want to spend time knitting.